Episode Overview
A charming bank officer takes a liking to Regina, while Romeo, Sara, Bullethead, and Sophia hatch a plan to steal a rival school's mascot. The group swipes a talking parrot from Coolidge High right before the much-anticipated basketball game, seeking revenge for last year's mascot theft by Coolidge students. Cedric confides in Steve about his plan to go undercover as a janitor at Coolidge to spy on their practices, but Steve doubts the effectiveness of that strategy. Feeling disheartened, Cedric leaves, prompting Steve to focus on getting a new car. Trent Underwood, the loan officer, comes to school for Steve to sign the paperwork, and the two bond over their past experiences with women. Trent shares his foolproof romantic strategy, which includes sending a single rose, attending a Shakespeare play, and cooking dinner. When Regina arrives, Steve realizes he has picked up some useful tips.