Episode Overview
Dharma can no longer maintain the facade that all is well with Greg's parents and, during dinner at a Chinese restaurant, she reveals the harsh truth to Greg via a fortune cookie, much to the amusement of the Chinese family at their table. In an effort to spice up the Montgomerys' lackluster romance, Dharma takes Kitty to an erotica shop, where they unexpectedly bump into Abby and Larry. Meanwhile, Greg and Pete treat Edward to drinks for some camaraderie, during which Edward showcases his cheesy pick-up line: “Excuse me, do you have change for a million?” Meanwhile, Jane attends a Star Trek convention, leaving her pet Mr. Boots in Dharma and Greg's care, leading to a surprising revelation for Greg when he finds out Mr. Boots isn’t just a cat.