Episode Overview
The episode begins with the memorial service for Michael Jackson, while Tom Cruise takes extensive security measures. A special report by Catalyst highlights the use of tortoises as guides for visually impaired individuals. Julian attempts to hand former Prime Minister John Howard a book that attributes all political failures to the global recession, as Kevin Rudd is away. Meanwhile, Chas makes a late-night visit to Danny Nalliah to inquire about any new prophetic insights. The show also parodies the HMAS Success sex scandal and introduces The Azzan Project, which critiques extremist television from the Middle East. Additionally, there's a humorous attempt to deliver a massive replica of The Ashes trophy to the England cricket team, symbolizing Australia's victories. The episode wraps up with a segment outsourced to Mumbai, featuring Julian's Indian counterpart issuing fines for turbans in a twist on the Citizens Infringement Officer concept.