No Sex Please: We're British

A mix-up leads a porn-store owner to mistakenly send adult materials to the Barclays Bank flat of David, the assistant manager, and his bride. Their shock escalates when explicit photos and films begin arriving, followed by two girls. Determined to rid themselves of the unwanted items discreetly, David, his wife, and the bank's head cashier devise a clever scheme. They must navigate the chaos without alerting their boss, the local authorities, or David's mother, all while juggling the escalating absurdity of their situation. Hilarity ensues as they try to maintain decorum amidst the confusion.